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“Hello. My name is Joe Pera and I have 40 minutes until the chicken kiev i’m eating for dinner is cooked in the oven. So in the meantime, I thought I’d see what’s new on tumblr. See the snoopy icon? That’s [username redacted]. We’ve been mutuals for 6 years. I don’t know their name, but i do know they teach preschool kids and they have a cat named Checkers. Sometimes i post pictures of Gus on here. They usually get a few likes. Occasionally people even reblog his picture because they want him on their blogs, too. Can you blame them? I mean, look at his handsome face.”

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